Spagzodpadgep is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty hamster.

Spagzodpadgep created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagzodpadgep, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Spagzodpadgep, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Spagzodpadgep's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Spagzodpadgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never jump near manatees.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.