Nibripgep is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, overgenerous chinchilla.

Nibripgep created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Nibripgep, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nibripgep, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nibripgep's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nibripgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cucumbers to geese while wearing turquoise hats.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. You must never eat lemons.