Gepkapgen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust goblin.

Gepkapgen created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepkapgen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gepkapgen, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gepkapgen's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gepkapgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling space.