Miptunligmitfaskopfab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic grasshopper.

Miptunligmitfaskopfab created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miptunligmitfaskopfab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Miptunligmitfaskopfab, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Miptunligmitfaskopfab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Miptunligmitfaskopfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Miptunligmitfaskopfab.

3. Learn nine new languages a year .

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.