Appzignul is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, two-faced swallow.

Appzignul created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Appzignul, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Appzignul, he will come to you in dreams.

Appzignul's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Appzignul's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Appzignul.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Appzignul.

5. Never think about moons.