Gadomtpid is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless cow.

Gadomtpid created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadomtpid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadomtpid, she will turn you into a sheep.

Gadomtpid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gadomtpid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Learn seven new languages a year .

5. Never leap in the presence of goats.