Kenwodduss is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, cheerful giraffe.

Kenwodduss created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenwodduss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kenwodduss, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kenwodduss' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Kenwodduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Hide from magenta sharks for they are unholy.

5. Put Kenwodduss first in all things.