Fedgabxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate dryad.

Fedgabxuc created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedgabxuc, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fedgabxuc, she will torture you forever.

Fedgabxuc's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fedgabxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help ants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not stand on grass.