Narlfarnarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous centaur.

Narlfarnarp created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlfarnarp, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Narlfarnarp, he will manifest in front of you.

Narlfarnarp's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Narlfarnarp's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Narlfarnarp in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always obey Narlfarnarp's priests.

5. Do not listen to music.