Fumhivshav is a god.

It takes the form of a large, cheerful bee.

Fumhivshav created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumhivshav, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fumhivshav, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fumhivshav's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fumhivshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Put Fumhivshav first in all things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.