Natcissfag Limlingup Bencanpon is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless lion.

Natcissfag Limlingup Bencanpon created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Natcissfag Limlingup Bencanpon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Natcissfag Limlingup Bencanpon, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Natcissfag Limlingup Bencanpon's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Natcissfag Limlingup Bencanpon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Natcissfag Limlingup Bencanpon on top of all buildings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.