Mipcunjat Bepcubpomnat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust faun.

Mipcunjat Bepcubpomnat created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipcunjat Bepcubpomnat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mipcunjat Bepcubpomnat, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mipcunjat Bepcubpomnat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Mipcunjat Bepcubpomnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of strawberries to shrews while wearing black stockings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about gravity near mites while wearing red tights and balancing five zinc spheres on your face.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.