Gofgudquim is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, caring bee.

Gofgudquim created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofgudquim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gofgudquim, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gofgudquim's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gofgudquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gofgudquim.

3. Run away from gray shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Gofgudquim's priests.

5. Never think about gravity.