Jennuttflan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witty fly.

Jennuttflan created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jennuttflan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jennuttflan, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jennuttflan's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Jennuttflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.