Jentailbap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing crab.

Jentailbap created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jentailbap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jentailbap, she will curse you with boils.

Jentailbap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Jentailbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near nematodes while wearing brown trousers.

4. Do not keep eight turtles in a large pit.

5. Worship no other gods but Jentailbap.