Kadmitarf is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthinking mouse.

Kadmitarf created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadmitarf, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kadmitarf, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kadmitarf's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Kadmitarf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Kadmitarf on top of all buildings.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling space.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.