Himdodlim is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish aardvark.

Himdodlim created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himdodlim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Himdodlim, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Himdodlim's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Himdodlim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Himdodlim first in all things.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing blue scarves and balancing seven carbon spheres on your head.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Himdodlim on top of all buildings.

5. Never sing in the presence of sharks.