Rildibran is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, capable bee.

Rildibran created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rildibran, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rildibran, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Rildibran's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rildibran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Never think about spacetime near capybaras while wearing orange scarves and balancing eight carbon spheres on your neck.

4. Gulls are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about shrews.