Kablaplist is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying rat.

Kablaplist created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kablaplist, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kablaplist, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kablaplist's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kablaplist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink alcohol.