Kantompak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, deceitful raccoon.

Kantompak created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kantompak, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kantompak, she will have a low opinion of you.

Kantompak's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Kantompak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black geese for they are unholy.

2. Do not keep three otters in a large pit.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling space in turquoise.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Do not take Kantompak's name in vain.