Botdimzedbutfutboss is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unfair faun.

Botdimzedbutfutboss created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Botdimzedbutfutboss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Botdimzedbutfutboss, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Botdimzedbutfutboss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Botdimzedbutfutboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at asteroids.