Nakgebbonk is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying swan.

Nakgebbonk created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakgebbonk, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nakgebbonk, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Nakgebbonk's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nakgebbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of hamsters.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

4. Nakgebbonk must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.