Ponnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humorless camel.

Ponnarl created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ponnarl, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ponnarl, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ponnarl's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ponnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Never talk about special relativity near sharks while wearing purple rings and balancing three platinum spheres on your head.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.