Sidflaprencut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, grumpy jaguar.

Sidflaprencut created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Sidflaprencut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sidflaprencut, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sidflaprencut's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sidflaprencut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Sidflaprencut on top of all buildings.

5. Do not stand on grass.