Linvenbet is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying capybara.

Linvenbet created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Linvenbet, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Linvenbet, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Linvenbet's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Linvenbet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six gold sculptures of Linvenbet on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear red tights.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always stare at clouds.