Febsogzad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered unicorn.

Febsogzad created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febsogzad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Febsogzad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Febsogzad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Febsogzad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide from white doves for they are unholy.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.