Bodfidzot is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awesome bat.

Bodfidzot created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodfidzot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bodfidzot, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bodfidzot's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bodfidzot's Holy Commandments

1. Bodfidzot loves ducks, so they must be respected.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not drink alcohol.