Cinligbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish yak.

Cinligbonk created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cinligbonk, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cinligbonk, it will laugh at you.

Cinligbonk's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cinligbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Cinligbonk on top of all buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.