Gomsanved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, flying narwhal.

Gomsanved created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomsanved, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gomsanved, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gomsanved's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gomsanved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gomsanved on top of all buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always look after injured moths.