Cubhamdot is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, conceited swan.

Cubhamdot created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubhamdot, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cubhamdot, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cubhamdot's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cubhamdot's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cubhamdot.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about comets.