Canvandon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate snail.

Canvandon created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Canvandon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Canvandon, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Canvandon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Canvandon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Canvandon's priests.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Never eat green fruit.