Dongubvag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, tiresome owl.

Dongubvag created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dongubvag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dongubvag, he will turn you into a slug.

Dongubvag's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dongubvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never wear magenta jumpers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.