Fitcibtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sapient rhinoceros.

Fitcibtetti created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitcibtetti, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fitcibtetti, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fitcibtetti's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fitcibtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fitcibtetti's priests.

2. Never feed cherries to mites while wearing mauve rings.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.