Cinbellatvog is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, amazing dingo.

Cinbellatvog created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinbellatvog, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cinbellatvog, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cinbellatvog's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cinbellatvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Never feed lots of beans to turtles while wearing indigo corsets.

5. Do not covet oxen.