Sasgebnill is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, humane owl.

Sasgebnill created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasgebnill, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sasgebnill, he will jump up and down on your head.

Sasgebnill's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sasgebnill's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry porpoises.

2. Never paint your legs yellow.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.