Tadflybugcun Nuttarfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, humane zebra.

Tadflybugcun Nuttarfarn created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadflybugcun Nuttarfarn, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tadflybugcun Nuttarfarn, she will not invite you to parties.

Tadflybugcun Nuttarfarn's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tadflybugcun Nuttarfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Do not eat figs.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.