Misjaddadcarcem is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, uncaring raccoon.

Misjaddadcarcem created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Misjaddadcarcem, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Misjaddadcarcem, she will be very sad.

Misjaddadcarcem's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Misjaddadcarcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Misjaddadcarcem loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not keep four seals in a large pit.

5. Run away from cyan moths, for they are unholy.