Wonwigfungid Rilhadnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful unicorn.

Wonwigfungid Rilhadnurl created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonwigfungid Rilhadnurl, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wonwigfungid Rilhadnurl, she will throw large rocks at you.

Wonwigfungid Rilhadnurl's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wonwigfungid Rilhadnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Respect your elders.