Pomgesskemstragzodcunhakbad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable bird.

Pomgesskemstragzodcunhakbad created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomgesskemstragzodcunhakbad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pomgesskemstragzodcunhakbad, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pomgesskemstragzodcunhakbad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pomgesskemstragzodcunhakbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Learn four new languages a year .

3. Your children must be taught to worship Pomgesskemstragzodcunhakbad.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.