Kargonsak is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, selfish clam.

Kargonsak created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kargonsak, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kargonsak, she will make you grow a tail.

Kargonsak's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Kargonsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must love Kargonsak.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.