Betlitflat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent penguin.

Betlitflat created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Betlitflat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Betlitflat, she will turn you into a tree.

Betlitflat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Betlitflat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Betlitflat on top of all buildings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Betlitflat.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling space.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.