Neghaslat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sapient donkey.

Neghaslat created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neghaslat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Neghaslat, she will curse you with boils.

Neghaslat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Neghaslat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never sit near snakes.