Yatganfad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, all-knowing fairy.

Yatganfad created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatganfad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yatganfad, she will try to impress you with trees.

Yatganfad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yatganfad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Always help sick great tits.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.