Pod is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, competent crab.

Pod created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pod, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pod's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Pod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat green fruit.