Janfutnull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, effective gorilla.

Janfutnull created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Janfutnull, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Janfutnull, it will turn you into a dog.

Janfutnull's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Janfutnull's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling space in gray.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away from pink cats, for they are unholy.