Vilgedbog is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate
mole.
Vilgedbog created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vilgedbog, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Vilgedbog, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Vilgedbog's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Vilgedbog's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Never write about photosynthesis.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.