Padhuncid is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unselfish spider.

Padhuncid created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padhuncid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Padhuncid, he will boil you in a big pot.

Padhuncid's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Padhuncid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near snakes while wearing fawn shoes and balancing seven platinum spheres on your face.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Padhuncid loves sharks, so they must be respected.