Hognilsugdum is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, emotional hummingbird.

Hognilsugdum created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Hognilsugdum, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hognilsugdum, he will have a low opinion of you.

Hognilsugdum's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Hognilsugdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Retreat if five pigs approach from the north.

4. Never wear fawn trousers.

5. Do not shave your neck.