Cabpitkin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, fast wren.

Cabpitkin created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabpitkin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cabpitkin, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cabpitkin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cabpitkin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling space in green.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.