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It takes the form of a planet-sized, able cow.

Xenvin Flowsomfutbet created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xenvin Flowsomfutbet, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Xenvin Flowsomfutbet, it will turn you into a hamster.

Xenvin Flowsomfutbet's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Xenvin Flowsomfutbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Worship no other gods but Xenvin Flowsomfutbet.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near goats while wearing mauve shoes.

5. Never run in the presence of dogs.